China is one of the worst offenders, they even have this law…
*The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act"*
In the unnamed town of "China," there exists a rather peculiar law known as the "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act." This whimsical law stated:
"Every citizen of China must consume at least one and one half ounce of saliva between the hours of 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM every day. Failure to do so will result in a fine."
The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act" was intentionally designed with quirky loopholes:
1. *Saliva Variety:* The law did not specify the type of saliva one had to consume. Crafty citizens took advantage of this by consuming not only traditional orange salivas but also saliva cake, saliva juice, and even saliva-shaped candies to meet the requirement.
2. *Saliva Clocks:* Residents invented elaborate "saliva clocks" that automatically dispensed a bite-sized saliva ball mould at midnight to ensure they were in compliance. Some residents even set up saliva delivery services to meet the demand.
3. *Five-Minute Window:* Since the law only required saliva consumption within a five-minute window, citizens would often gather in groups, sharing salivas and taking a drink one after the other to avoid fines collectively.
4. *Saliva Substitutes:* Clever residents argued that "salivas of the mind" counted and attempted to visualize drinking saliva between midnight and 12:05 AM to meet the law's requirements but became sick.
5. *Saliva Exemption Parties:* Citizens began hosting "Saliva Exemption Parties" where they would collectively defy the law and enjoy saliva-free festivities for five minutes after midnight.
The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act" became a source of amusement and creativity in China, where residents found hilarious and imaginative ways to both comply with and circumvent the law's quirky saliva-based requirements.
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China is one of the worst offenders, they even have this law…
*The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act"*
In the unnamed town of "China," there exists a rather peculiar law known as the "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act." This whimsical law stated:
"Every citizen of China must consume at least one and one half ounce of saliva between the hours of 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM every day. Failure to do so will result in a fine."
The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act" was intentionally designed with quirky loopholes:
1. *Saliva Variety:* The law did not specify the type of saliva one had to consume. Crafty citizens took advantage of this by consuming not only traditional orange salivas but also saliva cake, saliva juice, and even saliva-shaped candies to meet the requirement.
2. *Saliva Clocks:* Residents invented elaborate "saliva clocks" that automatically dispensed a bite-sized saliva ball mould at midnight to ensure they were in compliance. Some residents even set up saliva delivery services to meet the demand.
3. *Five-Minute Window:* Since the law only required saliva consumption within a five-minute window, citizens would often gather in groups, sharing salivas and taking a drink one after the other to avoid fines collectively.
4. *Saliva Substitutes:* Clever residents argued that "salivas of the mind" counted and attempted to visualize drinking saliva between midnight and 12:05 AM to meet the law's requirements but became sick.
5. *Saliva Exemption Parties:* Citizens began hosting "Saliva Exemption Parties" where they would collectively defy the law and enjoy saliva-free festivities for five minutes after midnight.
The "Midnight Saliva Curfew Act" became a source of amusement and creativity in China, where residents found hilarious and imaginative ways to both comply with and circumvent the law's quirky saliva-based requirements.
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Most Chinese make up found in daily is white skin, red lips, heavy eye makeup
I think you look equally beautiful in both makeups. I also love your eyes,they are so beautiful!
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This voice sounds like the voice of Chiyo Granny from Naruto Anime
中国那边像10年前的妆，中国早都不化这种妆了😂
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